March 2012
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“Y.O.L.N”
– aborted fetus (via momjew)
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“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via avid)
gossipgreg:
here’s a picture of your social life
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me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
hyperbolequeen:
serious question what did cave women do when they got their period
mom: Are you going to wear short this spring? Those long shorts are in style
me: No those are for homos
mom: YOU KNOW I DON'T GET WHY YOU USE DEROGATORY TERMS AT ALL
me: Because it's funny
mom: Is 'nigger' funny?
me: yeah?????????
mom: ?????????
nicolas cage: ????????
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“I just need to know that someone out there listens and understands and doesn’t...”
– The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via greyoceanz)
Violin w/dubstep omg
February 2012
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Rihanna - Birthday Cake (Official Music Video)
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unwove:
Have you ever resented someone so much it’s like a black pit opens in your chest every time you think of them and it’s like someone is punching you in that pit repeatedly
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wizcoylifa:
it looks like the cause of death was forced, this was no accident. her head was pushed into the birthday cake. what do you think sir?
“well it looks like this sweet 16”
“just got a little sweeter”
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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rest in peace.