February 2011
statehate:
scrolling down my facebook news feed
kerrymeaway:
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school
*Robot slaps Son*
SON: OK,I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story
*Robot slaps son again*
SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!
...
That awkward moment when you throw a grenade at...
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
piffleprincess:
timmmypang:
major gpoy
aka never driving
3k posts
~*~hehe luv all ma followers u keep me goin~*
January 2011
when grade 10's get in the way of me walking...
eefeh:
dumblemort:
Damien Rice- Delicate
We might...
I remember when I was younger, I didn't know if...
loulagman:
ohshitvalerio:
still hav no clue
