January 2012
bwrens:
happy new years mutha fukkkas!!
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girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
December 2011
sanfran:
rachelayne:
sanfran:
why does all the good stuff in life cost so much
I didn’t know happiness and love had a price
calm down gandhi
awkwardly in an elevator with 8 strangers
strangers:
me:
strangers:
me:
strangers:
me: i bet you're wondering why i've gathered you all here today, hello
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wwiao:
ill remember 2011 forever as the year i fell in love (with myself)
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My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
wwiao:
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
omfg…
my thoughts during school: lol penis lol
my thoughts when im trying to go the fuck to sleep: the purpose of life is not to be happy . it is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well
Preacher: Follow Jesus!
Me: Does Jesus follow back?
Preacher: ...
Me: ...
Preacher: ...
Me: Follow4Follow?
2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk to me
someone: hey
me: no not you
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moodylesbian:
i want justin bieber to push me down the stairs and break all of my bones